Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Female Driver Compilation; THESE WOMEN CANT DRIVE!




There is allegedly one thing women and blind men have in common: their ability to navigate. Even Google loves this stereotype, tossing back an impressive 75,200,000 hits when we typed in "women can't park."

Then there are the supposed differences in the ways women and men get from one parking spot to the next, a practice often referred to as "driving." According to the Hollywood formula, men navigate by compass directions and a stubborn refusal to ask for directions ever, while women get from here to there by using landmarks, a winning smile and a little leg. Tell a woman to turn north, then east and then north again and every sexist comedy writer we polled here at Cracked agreed she'd get turned around faster than a frog in a blender.

So, if this ridiculous stereotype were true, then Mother Nature has given men a serious edge in the "getting around" department. But that can't be right, because the decade of the 70s promised us that Mother Nature doesn't favor people based on race, sexual orientation or whether or not there are dangly parts between their legs.

2 comments:

  1. You wish you could drive like me. I am 100% focused: I don't even OWN a cell phone, so you know I'm not texting and driving.

    And I don't like to waste time, so I even pass cars on sidestreets. I hate getting stuck in the "sucker" lane--so I am constantly weaving in and out of traffic with precise handling that rivals Danica Patrick.

    And I've only been in, like, 3 accidents. So there.

    No big deal.

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  2. You have only been in three accidents... over the past week im guessing and no cell phone typical english teacher, im guessing your getting to old to understand technolgy? lol

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