I was just joking!

Couple of months ago, my little cousin asked how do girls get pregnant?

I responded, '' well when women eat to much food, sometimes there stomachs get to big that it turns into a baby.''

My little cousin is now trying to stop his mom from eating food. Later on that day his mom gave me a piece of her mind and brought a wooden spoon, I wondered at first why she brought a wooden spoon into my house.

Lets just say my lower body was bruised and wooden splinters all over.

Best moment of my life. -_-