Mustafa the Old Spice Guy

In the shower, on a boat and atop a horse in the Old Spice commercial that's been mesmerizing audiences all through the Winter Olympics. Now, thanks to the TV spot's immense popularity, "the man your man could smell like," actor Isaiah Mustafa, is riding high in real life, too.

Since the commercial first launched on YouTube Feb. 4, views have skyrocketed to nearly 2.9 million. Mustafa, 36, also appears in a smoking jacket in another deliciously cheesy spot on the Old Spice Web site, declaring that women "should smell like butterflies and salt water taffy" and men like "jet fighters and punching."

The commercial, which takes Mustafa from the shower to a boat to a horse on the beach all in one shot, fans can also watch the making of the video,could be the big break for Mustafa, who's previously played a bailiff on Ugly Betty,and a cop on Days of Our Lives

I was just joking!

Couple of months ago, my little cousin asked how do girls get pregnant?

I responded, '' well when women eat to much food, sometimes there stomachs get to big that it turns into a baby.''

My little cousin is now trying to stop his mom from eating food. Later on that day his mom gave me a piece of her mind and brought a wooden spoon, I wondered at first why she brought a wooden spoon into my house.

Lets just say my lower body was bruised and wooden splinters all over.

Best moment of my life. -_-

Busker Fest or Busker Mess? or Busker Best? :S

True story... Legitimate and what not.

Friday June 4th, It was prom day. I decided not to go to prom, why you may ask? because I was to cheap to buy tickets for me and my girlfiend, Ooops. Instead of going to prom we decided to go to Busker Fest (A festival thats held in Dundas) it was also free, so bonus! As we head off to the festival we encounter some friends that had a little bit to much wiskey, if you know what im talking about. The drunken fools were annoying yet entertaining to watch at the same time. As we arrive at the festival the drunken fools have took their seperate path... to Mc D's while my girlfriend and I ventured deeper into the festival. We browse through the festival and stop and rest on a bench, cause walking is very tiring. Then my girlfriend spotted candy apples. She loves candy apples, therefore she bought one. All of a sudden it gets dark and colder. The weather has changed on us in a blink-of-an-eye. I decide to buy pizza cause I was getting hungry as we were waking. It starts to rain just after I finished eating my pizza. It rained harder and we took shelter under a doorway of a restaurant while we laugh at others in the middle of the street getting drenched in the rain. The weather was taking a turn for the worst as it started to thunder and lightining. We decided to make our way home before it gets worse. I take off my Italia jacket off and protect my girlfriend from the treacherous weather conditions, but in my head i really wanted the jacket back. As we walk back to her house the rain was even heavier than before and it was thundering and lighting even more. I was getting a bit scared myself from the weather but i had to pull-off the tough guy routine (Chicks love tough guys). We see a bus shelter up ahead and we decided to take cover inside. We waited and did what any ordinary couple would do. As we waited, we noticed the weather wasnt getting any better so we decide to make a run for her house. I decide to dance and sing the song, Salt n Pepper ''Push it'' to cheer up my girlfriend. We finally reach to her house and we are soaked to the bone. I had no spare clothes to change into. As a result I used her dads clothes. In conclution I would do this all over again if I had a chance, beats my prom and I didnt spend a penny, besides the pizza. :) muda fukahs

True story, actually happend i kid you not.

No Energy?

Exercise Makes Your Heart Happy YAY!
You may know that your heart is a muscle :). It works hard, pumping blood every day of your life. You can help this important muscle get stronger by doing aerobic exercise and not sitting on a chair like the lazy ''bum'' in the pictures. When you breathe, you take in oxygen, and, if you're doing aerobic exercise, you may notice you're breathing faster than normal. Aerobic activity can get your heart pumping, make you sweaty, and quicken your breathing. Just looking at the fatty in the picture encourages me not to look like that.
When you give your heart this kind of workout on a daily basis, your heart will get even better at its main job delivering oxygen to all parts of your body.
So you want to do some aerobic exercise right now? Try swimming, basketball, ice or roller hockey, jogging, inline skating, soccer, cross-country skiing, biking, or rowing NOT SITTING ON A CHAIR. And don't forget that skipping, jumping rope, and playing hopscotch are aerobic activities, too AND NOT SITTING ON A CHAIR!
Exercise Strengthens Muscles YAY!
Another kind of exercise can help make your muscles stronger. Did you ever do a push up or swing across the monkey bars at the playground? I know that the lady in the picture didnt it. Those are exercises that can build strength. By using your muscles to do powerful things, you can make them stronger WOW! For older teens and adults, this kind of workout can make muscles bigger, too. :)

My Promise

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I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

I'm never drinking again

(its just a funny picture i picked up off the internet lol)

Female Driver Compilation; THESE WOMEN CANT DRIVE!

There is allegedly one thing women and blind men have in common: their ability to navigate. Even Google loves this stereotype, tossing back an impressive 75,200,000 hits when we typed in "women can't park."

Then there are the supposed differences in the ways women and men get from one parking spot to the next, a practice often referred to as "driving." According to the Hollywood formula, men navigate by compass directions and a stubborn refusal to ask for directions ever, while women get from here to there by using landmarks, a winning smile and a little leg. Tell a woman to turn north, then east and then north again and every sexist comedy writer we polled here at Cracked agreed she'd get turned around faster than a frog in a blender.

So, if this ridiculous stereotype were true, then Mother Nature has given men a serious edge in the "getting around" department. But that can't be right, because the decade of the 70s promised us that Mother Nature doesn't favor people based on race, sexual orientation or whether or not there are dangly parts between their legs.

She-Devils

For those who do not know what a She-Devil is, it is a malicious or spiteful women....

Being one of the best looking, handsomly, studdly, bad ass mo fuckas around I encounter these ''She-Devils'' on a daily basis. My dence muscels and freshed out tattoos make them bitches holla my way. There are numerous ways to deal with such creatures. they are listed below

1. Spray them with a spray bottle.
2. Carry a box of chocolate. (they love chocolate)
3. Money, those malicious she-devils love money. ( This solution is guarenteed to work 100%)


If you wanna get a taste at what the ladies want and see how jacked i look just look down. Bitches beware im one fly mo fuckah

A true story that i just made up right now.

This story is 100% true and if you think otherwise your probably right.

I was walking in the desert one day and I was thirsty for water and I didn't know where the fuck I was. Then all of a sudden I see this grizly bear and I thought that this has to be an illution because there is not any bears in the desert. But that was not my first concern. I was more concerned that there was a god dam bear infront of me. I heard your supose to make yourself all big and intimidating to scare the bear away. So I did that and I stood up very tall and started making rawring noises. The bear just looked at me saying,'' what are you doing?'' I responded, ''hey I didnt know bears can talk.'' However I have never seen a bear up close, so I didn't know if they could talk or not. Then the bear and I begun to talk and it turns out he wasn't a bear, he was an alien. I fainted do to the shock of an alien. Then I wake up on a table in a space ship. Aliens were doing experiments with my body. Luckly they didn't tie me down and I ran, I look back seeing if anyone was chasing me. Infront of me was a window and I went right threw it and I fell on the ground. I find myself in another desert setting, but I can tell this isn't earth because the sand isn't usually blue. Then I look to my left and what I think I see is a female alien checking me out and I said, '' hey maybe this trip can be a good thing for me maybe in the end.''

United States border is the international border between Mexico and the United States. It runs from San Diego, California, and Tijuana, California. The above video is absolutly hilarious. it shows how desperate the mexicans are in their situation to gain a better overall living.

Currently getting a Zero in this course lol

Im getting a zero in this course right now for not handing in any homework thus receving a zero in the class. I plan on completing these assighnments and handing them bad puppys in and passsing the course with a 75+

Don't worry. I Do Things So You Don't Have To.

Too afraid to eat a gross candy bar?? Too edgy to get your wisdom teeth pulled out? Too desturbed to visit a nude beach????

Don't worry. I Do Things So You Don't Have To.

Canada 3 United States 5

Down by one near the end of the game, Sidney Crosby's goal threw team Canada a chance on Sunday, Team Canada stormed the U.S. goaltender. But Ryan Miller stoped the Canadians and Ryan Kesler scored an empty net goal to ensure the 5-3 win for the U.S.

Canada beats Germany 8-2 to move to quarter final against Russia

Jarome Iginla had two goals and Roberto Luongo picked up an easy win in his first start since he was adressed as the starting goaltender as Canada beat the Germans 8-2 in an elimination game.